do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes
is this what having a penis is like
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.
How does telling my xgf not to allow herself to get hurt by a crush that she has already established she could never be with make me a bully? I’m only trying to help, because I’ve been in that situation, and I don’t want her to get hurt.
Hold the fuckin phone sir. How dare you bring this on here, that’s fuckin low and this whole business is strictly between you and I,not for your followers to see. Thanks for making me sound like an ass.
I have said this before, but I feel that I should say it again: I’m so sorry. I never meant to upset you. It was stupid of me to post our personal business way back when, and it’s probably not very smart to reply to this now, but I beg of you, please forgive me for all I have done to upset you. I don’t think you quite understand how I feel for you. I would do anything to keep in touch AND make you happy at the same time. I may have upset you in the past, and I may have come across as rude, low, shallow, pathetic, and perhaps even a bit creepy or over-the-top clingy, but please understand that I would do anything for you…. because I love you…. I know I’m not perfect. In fact, I am anything but perfect. I’m probably the farthest thing from perfect you could ever find if you searched for an entire life-time-and-a-half! But I’m only human…. I only ask of your forgiveness, because… I don’t want to lose you…. If I lost you…. I would just absolutely break down. I know that sounds over the top… but it’s true! I’m not perfect, I know that, but can you forgive me? There have been a few times that you have upset me, but I have forgiven you already. I forgive you, because I know that you are not perfect either…. but I still love you anyway, because I would not have you any other way. I love you, Catie “James” Songer. You will always hold a special place in my heart. I would go out of my way for you, because, to me, you are worth risking everything.